And so we always thought.. monkeys being the ... monkeys they are.. perfectly harmless.

To all: I have come to warn you about the monkeyish evil that plagues a certain nature reserve in Singapore. The evil is so widespread that everywhere you turn , you feel that imminent force pumping all its darned power at you. With a slight execution such as the turn of a head, it could throw you off your course of running and make you shrivel up in fear ... if you are faint hearted you might even lose your bearings , your left leg trip over your right and head straight for the turtle infested water ( and then, we are not sure if these turtles are in any collaboration with the Evil force)

Never play with the monkeys. Or rather.. Never look like you want to play with the monkeys for they being the inquisitive and assuming creatures that they are would LOVE to lay their infested hands on your limited edition nike bottle, your stack of newly printed t-shirts for distribution or the jellybeans that your friend has brought back from austrialia.

So they say monkeys are the so-called " unimproved versions" of humans... well. Ask jon or maybe the RV kids, every one of us have a tale to tell ... Inside every monkey, inside whatever brains they have... there lies...

horror of all horrors, CLOWNS + MONKEYS.

I regret having to put this all down in words but... it would do GREAT if the monkey dint have that universal control.

HORROR OF ALLLL ( really all ) horrors : CLOWNS + MONKEYS + that UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL = dying day.

Good day to all (:

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