It's Just My Imagination
Saturday, July 30, 2005
 
my blood is poisonous
i bleed ,
you die

don't eat prawns and crabs, they are poisonous. go to the chinese medical hall and get blood cleansing tonics. every after meal, pop 2 of these, remember to apply formula before you go to sleep. if you do it, you might save yourself from skin cancer. soon your blood will turn orange or brown cos the pus will go into your blood stream and in no time you'll be like an insect - green blood.

my goodness. what luck i have. damnit. im destined to be a witch. like the ones in hansel and gretel and snow white not like those in harry potter. i want to just slice off 2 cm of my skin from my face.
im a freak. im ugly. EEEKS. the ugly are the evil. the evil die in fairy tales and i believe in fairy tales so that means i believe i will die soon. HOORAH. smash cake over me, so they wont see my disfigured face. sponsor me with life long supply of oxy and free flow of facial treatments. thank you very much! but im born ugly , destined to be ugly and i hvae to die ugly. they will give up making my face look nicer for my coffin display and just wrap my head in black trash bag in case people go MY EYES ! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

IS IT JUST ME , IS IT JUST IN THE GENES , OR IS SOMEONE SECRETLY CURSING ME? aaaagh. this is so frustrating. evEN GUYS HAVE BETTER COMPLEXION THEN I DO. HAHA THE GIRLS CAN ALL GO BE FACE MODELS FOR NIVEA , NEUTROGENA AND THE STUPID VINEGAR FACE WASH COMPANY. THE OLDER ONES CAN GO TO OLAY FOR ALL I CARE.

i shall dip my face in a basin of kersosene and light it up. END OF STORY.



 
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